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assistantt0theregionalmanager:
We are just trying to figure each other out.
Can we talk about how she’s focusing on his mind and he’s focusing on her body
No we can’t. Because that’s fucking bullshit. Not all guys just care about a girl’s body and not all girls care about what goes on in a guy’s mind. Stop with your idiotic stereotypes. It’s like saying all mexicans have mustaches.
i follow back
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i was hooked up to a lie detector in an interrogation room. “I love big butts” i told them. i could not lie
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HOW THE FUCK
They used white crayons to draw it, and afterwards they placed ink.
#AND IN THAT MOMENT THE WHITE CRAYON WASNT FUCKING USLESS
^ bless
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“Home Run Derby,” by Adult Braces
anger ain’t a big part of me
but lately I’ve been feeling like
I wanna take a bat right to your skull
break your teeth, and keep them in a box on my desk
so when I’m feeling sad, I can count them
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Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.
FUCKING YES
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